The Conservative Son

Seventy-two virgins? That's the reward Allah has waiting for his favorite servants? Sex? The highest pinnacle of Heaven is sex? With virgins? That's the best they have to offer?

Most Muslims live in a society where girls are old maids at sixteen. So, what could possibly be the age of these "virgins"? Furthermore, what are the implications of dirty old men committing suicide for Allah so they can be rewarded with intercourse with eleven and twelve year old girls? What are we to infer from the fact that these dirty old men find that appealing?

I like what one comedian said. He remarked, "They won't be virgins for long." How true! Then, what's next, I wonder. Once your supply of virgins is depleted, what does Allah have in store for his little nest of perverts?

I suppose once you understand radical Islams attitude toward little girls, it helps you understand their attitude toward suicide for God. In both cases, they are really, really twisted.

Labels: Allah, Heaven, Islam, terrorists, virgins