Saturday, January 12, 2008

 

Hillary Lied!

Hillary Lied! People Died!

She said there were WMD's! She voted to go to war! She said Sadaam Hussein was a threat to our national security!

Now she says none of that is true. She says it's not her fault. She wants to blame George Bush for it all. She wants to blame the Republicans! She wants to blame Donald Rumsfeld! She wants to blame anybody but herself.

Oh, no! She lied! She should've known better. She can't pass the buck.

She says Bush lied, but doesn't that mean that she lied too? He says that he was misinformed, but she says she was misinformed. She says that means he's a liar. Doesn't that make her a liar too?

Yeah, no doubt about it. Hillary Lied! People Died!

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Friday, November 02, 2007

 

Poor Hillary!

Poor Hillary! She can't help it! She's a victim of circumstances.


She married a man who spent pretty much their entire marriage chasing skirts other than hers. How could she have known? It's not her fault!


She finally gets herself elected to an office, using her philandering husband's name, and is soon abused by a deceiving president. He lied to her! How could she have known? It's not her fault!

Now, here she is again. All she wants is to be president! These awful, mean, abusive men are lying to her and lying about her. Poor Hillary!

I suppose someone might say that if she's not smart enough to know her husband is playing the field and that the president lied to her about WMD's, that she's not smart enough to be president. Sounds like something a man would say.

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